Mystic Tee Hamburger Just walk up to the

Just walk up to the bartender

so you don't need to buy a new shirt for every new joke

point to the clearly stated text that it's a vintage item and stubbornly insist that it used to be stylish in a bygone era

Good for actual humans and aliens pretending to be human

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