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guy I went to high school with in the late 90s who I haven't talked to in decades
Wear this the next time you testify in court to add some credibility to what you're saying
Being tired when you want to go to sleep is awesome
say something like "I know other people are getting paid more for the same work
Happy [Insert Occasion] Tee Size:5XL guy I went to highI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little
