Dachshund Doormat with Snacks Slogan foods Wash and iron inside out

Wash and iron inside out

complete with sofa dives and laundry-basket leaps

Treat it with half-decent care and it'll outlast most of your houseplants and probably several of your relationships

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Dachshund Doormat with Snacks Slogan foods Wash and iron inside outA Rather Splendid Welcome Mat for the Snack Minded Right then, here's the rather marvellous truth: your guests will know exactly where they stand with this dachshund doormat. The moment they spot the delightfully cheeky slogan, they'll understand the house rules. Bring snacks, get in. Leave them at home, well, we shall see about that. Why Choose Our Dachshund Doormat? A Witty First Impression: The slogan does all the talking, leaving visitors with a